JESUS TOLD HIM TO DO IT!
David John Campbell, 41, of Fort Pierce was seen walking completely naked on northbound U.S. 1 and was apprehended by a deputy at 6 in the morning, just as the school buses were taking to the road. When questioned, Campbell said that he was under the instructions of Jesus, who had told him to take a stroll.
The police, of course, weren't fooled - they could clearly see he's nuts.