JESUS DIDN'T TELL THIS ONE TO DO IT...
NONETHELESS, YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HE'S NUTS TOO!
Police in Pennsylvania said that they've arrested a naked man who ran amok on Friday, attacking businesses near a resort area.
A supermarket and the nearby Willow Valley Resort hotel are assessing the damage. Authorities said some office space at the hotel was trashed, a forklift was driven into an interior wall, and an overhead sewer pipe was damaged.
Police said the man then entered a nearby market, and threw a 300-pound pizza oven to the floor. Among other equipment damaged in the incident -- which was captured on surveillance cameras -- was a $90,000 meat-wrapping machine.
The 28-year-old suspect had reportedly been a guest at the resort.
He's now charged with risking a catastrophe, criminal mischief, open lewdness and other counts. He's been held in Lancaster County Prison on $200,000 bail. And I hope his nuts are no longer visible.