DUMB CRIMINAL, EVEN DUMBER EXCUSE

On Monday last, Tauris Maurice Hart was supposed to stand trial for a robbery he committed last November, but he didn't turn up. That was because he was busy robbing a check-cashing business. He was caught a short time after escaping the scene of the crime in a taxi and his trial has been rescheduled.
This is double booking taken to extreme lengths, although I don't suppose you can fault Hart's work ethic.
