A WORD TO THE WISE: IF SOMEBODY NICKS YOUR DOPE, DON'T CALL THE COPS!
A 36 year old man from Adelaide in Australia called police to complain that six men had smashed a window and were breaking into his home. It was 3.30 in the morning. He went on to say that the men were "stealing portions of the plants" that were growing inside the house.
By the time the police attended the scene, the intruders were nowhere to be seen.
Police later returned with a drug warrant and found six cannabis plants growing hydroponically in two rooms of the house.
The house-owner was charged with growing cannabis for sale.
Now, that's what you call a dope!