YOU'VE SEEN THE MERCEDES BENZ

NOW HERE'S THE MERCEDES URINAL.
Well, it would have been here but the guy who was building it has been arrested.
In Taiwan, Wang Chi-sheng, is suspected of stealing a urinal sensor, which he said he planned to use to modify a Mercedes Benz car. Taiwanese police confess to laughing when they heard of Wang's plans to use the sensors to test out his latest improvement designs for the luxury motor.
According to Taiwan Mercedes' technicians department, Wang is not only stupid - he is dangerous too. They caution that his plans could lead to creating an electric current that leads to the engine, which would cause it to ignite and possibly even explode.
You have been warned Sir - put that urinal sensor down!
