WHEEE!!
You get an extra one today, because the last post wasn't really legal was it.
You know how when you're drunk you sometimes just gotta pee? Well, just check your location carefully before you do. On Friday afternoon last, a man chose the wrong building and ended up in jail.
Front desk staff at the Appleton Police Department called for an officer shortly after 4 p.m. Friday when a 40-year-old man began urinating in front of the police station. He was issued a citation for public urination and, since he was on probation, he was placed in jail for violating his probation.
Bet he got his shoes wet as well - he was 4 times over the legal limit.