Or should that be POTTY OF WOODSVILLE?

19 year old Kristian Allen from Pottsville in Pennsylvania convinced a 15-year-old girl that he was part werewolf and part vampire - and then sexually assaulted her. To prove that he was what he said he was, he showed the police his canine teeth and seemed unperturbed when an officer told him that all mammals possessed them. Well he's got no worries anyway because he says he has a guardian dragon to protect him from evildoers.

It would be funny, except the girl believed him, and said he was her boyfriend.

Carl remains free on $25,000 unsecured bail - that's nice to know, isn't it?

chron.com