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(if you aren't up on Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado - you should be!)

A Japanese man who turned up at a high school dressed in a girls' uniform and long wig was arrested for trespassing this week. He was pushing it a bit - he was 39 years old! He had purchased the uniform over the internet and put it on to take a little stroll around the school . However, when the students standing outside the gates started to scream at the sight of him, he dashed inside the school grounds. Apparently he thought he might be able to blend in with the crowds of teenagers. As the man fled, he lost his wig. He was arrested by police after being stopped by a pursuing school clerk.

And just in case you don't know your Gilbert & Sullivan - this is the verse that immediately sprang to mind:

Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school

Nobody, but nobody, is still pert at 39 years old.

Reuters