In England Hannah Wozniak has been charged with wasting emergency services time and making threatening phone calls after calling 999 (911) to demand a man for sexual services. It wasn't just the emergency services she called either, her total of 700 calls also included telephone pleas to the local army headquarters and the town council. In my experience, the town council won't even come round to unblock my pipes, let alone fill the bloody things!

The poor, frustrated woman even told the emergency services that she would happily start a fire if it meant that a hunky fireman would come round and have sex with her afterwards.

See, I suppose it all depends on your definition of 'emergency.'

Wozniak faces a year in jail - she's not gonna get much there either is she!

The Sun