In England, a man has been arrested for exposing his genitals in the vegetable aisle of a large supermarket.

Richard Stofer got out his meat and two veg at Tesco (Fresh and Save in the US) in Eastbourne - a store where he actually used to work. He paraded his wares to former colleagues, who immediately called the police. Apparently, they always thought he was a bit weird anyway.

Stofer's defense was that he had unintentionally exposed his bits due to the design of his underwear. He must have been wearing the same shorts back in 2005 when he was given a five-year Antisocial behavior order for exposing himself - one of a string of similar incidents.

Warning, if you see a pink zucchini - don't pick it up.

metro.co.uk