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NEVER DATE SOMEBODY YOU WORK WITH - IT JUST DOESN'T WORK

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PARTICULARLY IF YOU'RE A ROBBER AND THE PERSON YOU WANT TO DATE IS THE PERSON YOU ROBBED.

In Genoa, Bruno Perez went into the post office and forced Lucia Marcelo to hand over the money at gun point but afterwards he just couldn't help thinking about her. So the next day he used some of the money he had stolen to buy Lucia a large bouquet of flowers, and then returned to the post office where he apologized and asked her for a date.

The attraction obviously wasn't mutual because Lucia kept him talking while she activated the silent panic alarm connected to the police station. The poor romantic fool was arrested minutes later.

Ah, the path of true love ne'er did run smooth.

Ananova