A man charged with indecent exposure says it was an accident caused by his shirt getting stuck in his zipper. Yeah, right!

Apparently the man, who usually goes commando, got his shirt tail caught in the zipper and that "when he tried to put it back" it was too late.

He was fined $465 and told by the judge to "get pants with a zipper that works or start wearing drawers."

Quite, either that or stop flashing your dick.

UPI