HE'LL NEVER GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE AGAIN
but that's enough of Paul McCartney's personal life.
Sir Paul McCartney is said to have agreed to a historic divorce settlement which will see Heather Mills walk away with a record £55million, the Daily Mail reported today. Just think of how many new legs Heather can buy with that little lot - why, she could have a new one very day!
Apparently, she found it hard to contain her joy yesterday. Well, I'm not surprised - they were only married for four years, so she's earned nearly £14,000,000 per year. I just hope that her 15 minutes of fame is now over.