FLUSHED - BUT NOT WITH SUCCESS!

In Cameron, Texas, last week, police confiscated a toilet in a drug investigation. Desperate to get to the bottom of the story, they ripped the toilet up from the floor and then dug out the sewer line. They were flushed with success when they found bags of cocaine. The theory is that Frank Earl Evans, 32, of Cameron, had flushed the bags down the toilet when police arrived to search his house.
Evans is probably also feeling a little flushed and hot under the collar - but not with success - he has been charged with tampering with physical evidence and escape causing bodily injury charges. Apparently an officer suffered a knee injury during a scuffle with him.
Bond was set at $55,000 for Evans, who is jailed in Milam County.
