According to prosecutors, Edward Trevor Aldridge, 47, was so incensed by the behavior of the man standing at the next urinal, that he punched him - twice. Apparently, Aldridge formed the impression that his victim did not comply with the urinal etiquette of keeping his gaze firmly fixed in front of him. To add insult to injury, the victim didn't just look, he also, allegedly, smirked. Aldridge was enraged and lashed out - he got 50 hours community service for his trouble.

See - you can look at another guy's penis but, whatever you do, don't smirk!

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