In Korea a man has been held for questioning yesterday following a the report of a fire at his flat in Seoul. Following their attendance, police were called and the man was detained on suspicion of cooking his landlady's pet chihuahua.

The accused was drunk, stony broke, and apparently hungry. As he was searing the dog, he accidentally set fire to his clothes.

Stupid man - everybody knows its the dachshund that is the sausage dog; the chihuahua wasn't designed to go in a bun. Mind you, if he'd put it in a slow cooker, he might have got away with it.

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