In Germany, a 50 year old man has been charged with causing the death of his wife - by sitting on her. During an argument, the 280lb man sat on his wife's chest for at least two minutes, breaking 18 of her ribs in the process. The woman died less than a month later from her injuries. In his defense, the man said that he had fallen onto his wife as he tried to drag her to another room (oh, that's okay then!) but that was disproved by forensic evidence.

metro.co.uk