Dumb Justice Logo

« YOU COULD HAVE HAD SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT WITH THAT!! | Main | FANCY GETTING ANGRY OVER SUCH A TINY THING »

CRACK IN MAN'S BUTTOCKS

LegalView's DumbJustice - Dumb Criminal

Twenty year old Pierre Lynch of Washington, D.C. was found to be hiding fifteen bags of crack cocaine in his butt. Police had gone to his home because they suspected that he had been involved in dealing drugs.

Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers. Well, I don't know about the rest of the charges but he was certainly obstructing.

Fox