In Sweden, police responded to a call about a man masturbating in a stairwell. On arrival, they arrested the, erm manual laborer, and sat him in the back of the cruiser. But the man apparently just couldn't help himself (or, rather, he couldn't stop helping himself) and he continued with his staff meeting unabated.

During the roughly 40 minute drive back to the station in the neighboring town of Nässjö, the man continued to feel his way around, prompting police to check their records for other cases of incessant self-gratification. They found that the guy habitually held his own in local churches and public places.

Good job he wasn't in Indonesia. The punishment for roughing up the suspect there is decapitation.

The Local