...AND SO GOLDILOCKS LAID ON THE BABY BEAR'S BED AND WENT TO SLEEP

A man who broke into an empty house in Malaysia, helped himself to cookies from the kitchen before going to sleep in a child's bedroom. He was discovered by the owners of the house when they returned from a shopping trip. He woke up when roused by police and later tested positive for drugs.
What happened to him afterwards is not reported but I don't suppose he is living happily after.
