AH COME ON, IT WAS ONLY A LOVE BITE!

April Smith got drunk - after that, it all turned into a rather manic Sunday.
Smith's boyfriend had to summon the help of the police when she jumped on him and ripped his tee shirt from his body . He knew that the passion his girlfriend was expressing wasn't lust when she tried to choke him and then bit him so hard on the leg that the imprints of her teeth were clearly visible some time later. When the poor lamb initially tried to phone for help, Smith pulled the cord from the wall, meaning that her boyfriend had to use his cell phone to summon the assistance he needed.
If you're gonna be a sado, you should link up with a masochist, otherwise it just doesn't work.
April Smith was arrested and charged with domestic violence and obstructing the report of a crime. She was issued bail conditions not to have contact with the man nor return to the residence, and not to use alcohol.
Hmm - that just about covers all options. She'll just have to eat chocolate and get her kicks that way.
