OKAY PAL, WHEN YOU TAKE THE STAND, I WANT YOU TO SING LIKE A CANARY!
In the criminal trial of a Chinese man accused of counterfeiting products of Disney and Warner Bros, a clerical error has delayed the proceedings.
Summoned to appear as damaged parties at the trial were: Titty, Paperino, Paperina, Topolino - although you probably know them better as Tweety Pie, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Donald's girlfriend, Daisy. The witnesses failed to appear but it is not known if they will be prosecuted for this.