MY GOODNESS! THEIR GUINNESS!
This paraphrase of the vintage commercial My Goodness, My Guiness seems particularly apt considering the report from Dublin, Ireland of the theft of 450 full kegs from the Guinness brewery.
Police said a lone man drove into the brewery on Wednesday and hitched his truck to a fully loaded trailer awaiting delivery to city pubs. The trailer contained 180 kegs of Guinness stout, 180 kegs of U.S. lager Budweiser and 90 kegs of Danish beer Carlsberg. (Bud and Carlsberg are brewed by Guinness under license).
The thief had obviously heard that Guinness is Good for You