In Stockton, North East England, Michael Carney said he couldn't possible be guilty of serial flashing because his genitals were too small. He showed photographs of the offending article to prove the point. Unfortunately for him, the jury were not deceived and Michael Carney, 41, was charged with seven counts of outraging public decency. Following their verdict, the jury were told that the father-of-two was earlier found guilty of five sexual assaults.

Size, it seems, doesn't matter.

Carney was released on bail, for sentencing next year.

BBC