In China, a woman came home to find a stranger wedged in her window and called the police. Now, Chinese police are obviously on the ball because they immediately concluded that the man stuck in the window must have been attempting to break into the house. So, they freed him - and then they arrested him.

The 26 year old man told police that he could no longer bear his manual job and had learned how to pry open doors and windows so he could break into houses. Methinks he should stick to doors.

China Daily