Actually, this criminal is not dumb at all - in fact, I am in awe of his resourcefulness.

This particular criminal is German and he is a thief, but he is a thief with style. He used a flower pot to help him steal a $221,000 Porsche.

As the 56 year old Porsche owner drove the car out of the garage he heard a scraping sound and got out to investigate. As he was bending down to remove the flower pot that was jammed up against the tire, the thief, that is, the person who had put the flower put there in the first place, pushed the legal owner aside, jumped into the gray 997 and drove off into the distance.

Hmmm...

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