COULDN'T YOU HAVE MASHED IT FIRST?
It wasn't such a happy Thanksgiving for Mr Nicholson of Jackson County; mind you, he'll probably watch his mouth in future! Having called his wife by an unidentified rude name, she threw a potato at him, which hit him on the nose and knocked him unconscious.
She told deputies that she didn't mean to hit her husband and called police as soon as he fell unconscious. The man told deputies he did not want to press charges, consequently, the woman was not arrested and no charges were filed.
Well, you've heard of cauliflower ears...