A woman in a Charleston suburb was charged with battery on a police officer after the officer said she wiped her nose on the back of his shirt.

Cpl. Elliott had arrested the 36-year-old woman after seeing her slap a man, bite him on the elbow and spit in his face. As he led her into the police station for booking on a charge of domestic battery, Elliott says that the woman wiped her nose on him.

Battery on a police officer is defined as intentionally making physical contact of an insulting or provoking nature with an officer - yep, wiping your nose on him would do it. Unless, of course, it's all a tissue of lies.

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