Paris Hilton, that is...

It all started in September last year, when the hotel heiress was arrested for drunk driving and had her driver's license suspended. Silly Hilton continued to drive. She did well because it wasn't until January 2007 that she was pulled over for driving without a license. Obviously slow to learn, our girl was pulled over again in February, for driving without a license and speeding as well. Not the brightest thing she's ever done, and that's really saying something!

This time around, prosecutors decided that Paris needed to be taught a lesson for breaking the law, and in May 2007, she was sentenced to 45 days in jail.

She went to jail after the MTV movie award in June 2007. As with everything else in her life, her time as a jail bird wasn't easy as she bounced from solitary confinement, to a day of house arrest and back to jail again.

Saying that jail had 'changed her' Paris said she was gonna drop the dumb blond act. I'm glad it was an act, I didn't believe that anybody could be naturally that stupid. She says that she's going to be devoting time to charity - hmmm, she's probably focusing on charity beginning at home.