Shh! Don't Disturb Him, He's Had A Hard Night
A man who broke into a Cyprus bank to steal from the ATM machine was found fast asleep on the floor.
He was discovered by a cleaner just two hours before the bank was due to open. Naturally, given such a worrying welcome to work, the cleaner called the police, who arrived just as the exhausted would-be robber was staggering out of the bank. Apparently, despite managing to enter the bank, the fatigued felon couldn't fathom the code that would let him access the money.
Aah!