A San Francisco man entered his local branch of the Bank of America and, intent on withdrawing money, even though he didn't have an account, wrote on the back of a form, this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag. As he waited in line, he began to worry that somebody may have seen him writing the note; in his wisdom he decided to rob Wells Fargo across the street instead.

He waited patiently in line for the teller and, when his turn came, duly showed her the note. Deciding that the robber's intellect left something to be desired, the teller informed him that she couldn't possibly fulfill his request because it was not on the correct form. She advised him that he would either need to put his request on the correct form or return to the Bank of America. After due consideration, our fumbling felon returned to the bank across the street. His response at his arrest as he waited in line is not recorded.

It seems that even criminals have to get the paperwork right nowadays.

CFIF