Apropos my recent post concerning Fanny Flaunters in LA, it seems this mode of dress is inadvisable for some occupations.

In Duluth, Minnesota, a loose-trousered would-be burglar was foiled when his 69 year old victim caught him in a headlock and stripped him naked. When asked if he would be able to identify the suspect, the valiant victim replied, "Oh, yeah. I believe he's the only guy running nude in Duluth."

When the 20-year-old, trouserless, man was apprehended 20 minutes later, he was charged with two counts of first-degree burglary.

One should always be smartly dressed for work.

AP