You Left What at the Scene of the Crime?!!!
Come on, you can't be serious! You broke into this lady's house, you stole various bits and pieces, then you left...and left behind your What?! Your keys?!
Well, I guess that ain't so bad, you bonehead. Huh? What do you mean there's more? You left what behind! A computer disk? Okay, go on? There's what on the disk! Your...your...your resume!!!!?
So the cops call you, tell you they've found your keys, and you say Sure, you'll be home when they come by to drop them off, huh? And you're wearing the lady's earings when they arrive?!